saddestblogger:

when ur family asks u where you’ve been all day

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themanslayer:

themanslayer:

when i have a kid, i’m going to raise them entirely on their iPad and the only world they’ll know will be the creepy AI randomly generated cartoons on the YouTube

Yes - I homeschool my kids

The schooling:

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lzo:

gamgee:

you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it

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0bama0fficial:

fartgallery:

knight-of-stars:

fartgallery:

wow i cant believe that mom actually stands for “mother of me”. what a crazy world

then explain mum

mother uf me

I just spit through my nose

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misdens:

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I should have lied and said everything was good, because now I’m trapped under the weight of people know I’m struggling

Things are good, & then they’re bad.

Tell people one day “she was cute but crazy”

agoodfeelingis:

a good feeling is missing someone who will be home soon. a good feeling is kissing at the grocery store. a good feeling is sleep warmed skin.

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